Lunchroom mishaps


The high school cafeteria is a spectacular scene. The
smells of salty, greasy French fries and stale-bunned,
plastic cheesed, rubbery burgers assault the nostrils.
Students try to ignore the pile of spilled ketchup mixed in
with some unknown liquid that they seated themselves
next to, but they can not help to not look over and examine
it every 20 seconds.


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Cadra Herbert
Mistaken identities
Procrastination:Used by the
lazy, perfected by the clever

Whether it is checking your Facebook page for the
twentieth time, making elaborate snacks or taking showers
at random hours of the day, procrastination affects
everyone. However, not everyone has the same amount of
skill in this treasured activity. Simply put, not everyone is
aware of the best ways to put off doing "productive" work.
The world is closing in on you. You can see the light at the
end of that long tunnel. You wish for nothing else but peace
and rest. Escape from the horrifically miserable, despicably
indescribable, heinously gruesome and ghastly paper-cut on
your pinky finger. Or maybe it is a stubbed toe, or a blister,
or any of the other embarrassingly small but
nerve-wrenchingly painful injuries.
Small and embarrassing injuries
We have all done it. A friend is about fifty paces ahead, so you
slowly creep up behind them and punch them on the arm in a
friendly, yet funny manner. The person then proceeds to turn
around, revealing their face which happens to look shockingly
opposite of the friend who you have now mistaken them for.
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Ways to Make People Stare at
You in Public Places

There are many reasons people tend to stare at others. It
could be attraction, admiration, interest or even jealousy. On
the other hand, stares often are the reaction to watching
someone's strange, shocking and bizarre behavior, all of
which certainly deserve to be stared at. The majority of
students would choose to act "normal", not attracting stares.
However, there are sure to be a few students here and
there who definitely like the thought of all eyes on them. If so,
take these tips and tricks into consideration.
Last Laugh..................haha
Lunchroom mishaps
Photo by Walker Nyenhuis
Photo by Walker Nyenhuis
Photo by Carly Fitzenberger