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Lunchroom mishaps |
The high school cafeteria is a spectacular scene. The smells of salty, greasy French fries and stale-bunned, plastic cheesed, rubbery burgers assault the nostrils. Students try to ignore the pile of spilled ketchup mixed in with some unknown liquid that they seated themselves next to, but they can not help to not look over and examine it every 20 seconds. Read this> |
Cadra Herbert |
Mistaken identities |
Procrastination:Used by the lazy, perfected by the clever |
Whether it is checking your Facebook page for the twentieth time, making elaborate snacks or taking showers at random hours of the day, procrastination affects everyone. However, not everyone has the same amount of skill in this treasured activity. Simply put, not everyone is aware of the best ways to put off doing "productive" work. |
The world is closing in on you. You can see the light at the end of that long tunnel. You wish for nothing else but peace and rest. Escape from the horrifically miserable, despicably indescribable, heinously gruesome and ghastly paper-cut on your pinky finger. Or maybe it is a stubbed toe, or a blister, or any of the other embarrassingly small but nerve-wrenchingly painful injuries. |
Small and embarrassing injuries |
We have all done it. A friend is about fifty paces ahead, so you slowly creep up behind them and punch them on the arm in a friendly, yet funny manner. The person then proceeds to turn around, revealing their face which happens to look shockingly opposite of the friend who you have now mistaken them for. |
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Ways to Make People Stare at You in Public Places |
There are many reasons people tend to stare at others. It could be attraction, admiration, interest or even jealousy. On the other hand, stares often are the reaction to watching someone's strange, shocking and bizarre behavior, all of which certainly deserve to be stared at. The majority of students would choose to act "normal", not attracting stares. However, there are sure to be a few students here and there who definitely like the thought of all eyes on them. If so, take these tips and tricks into consideration. |
Last Laugh..................haha |
Lunchroom mishaps |
Photo by Walker Nyenhuis |
Photo by Walker Nyenhuis |
Photo by Carly Fitzenberger |